Qualifying, Q-U-A-L-I-F-Y-I-N-G, Qualifying

He said, "I'm going to give you an A in spelling from Sister Theresa Machiawanna."
"Thanks."
Sensing my lackluster response, he replies, "She only gives out one a semester."

It's good to know that if I just completely bomb at this tough administrative job that I have a future in the Spelling Bee Circuit